February 3rd, 2006

WIN A DATE WITH THIS BEAVER

Written By: spensediggity

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Name: Debbie Lecompte

Age: 21

Weight: More to Love

Height: Tall enough to get on all the rides

>Favorite sexual position: Hee hee, I love it when someone hits their cock on my neckfat... and leave me with a nice pearl necklace


Fantasy: To open my own all you can eat buffet by the time I'm 24 so I can make lots of money and eat as much as i want for free.


Dream Date: I love long walks on the beach


(hee hee, I know it's cheesey!!), and making love the sand... it's even hotter if a few people are watching!


Pet Peeve: I hate bitchy girls who have an attitude for no reason


Turn ons: When guys wear their hats backwards and have their rap music playing reallllly loudly. Gets me wet! tee hee!


Turn offs: I hate it when guys have greasy ponytails, or unkempt stuble! Image is important to me!




In 100 words or less, comment as to why you should be able to take this fine piece of femininity on a date the next time she is in Laramie...creativity counts!!!


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                Austin (69.145.215.187) says:

AAaandy? AAaaandy Griffith?

Jesus.




                Tyrel (69.146.36.137) says:

Word on the street is she sucks a mean dick for lime jello. Wu-tang.




                SIB (129.72.76.100) says:

I think I would be a good date because I can slap my dick against neckfat more than anyone in Laramie...I never thought another girl would actually like it.




                SLAP & TICKLE (69.145.215.156) says:

Fat chicks love little dicks!




                Doggalo (65.100.80.101) says:

How bout some T-bone steak, cheese eggs, and welches grape?




                Austin (129.72.79.104) says:

nice. Biggie rocks.. rocked. heh




                Josia Angeline (69.144.185.154) says:

Spenser, you're a dick. You could have at least followed up saying that you're joking, and that I don't really look THAT bad. ;)









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