Things are starting to make more sense in my life after seeing all these baby pictures my dad keeps sending us...



A purple backpack for my first day of school eh? No wonder.




I need this one explained to me...

Is it halloween???
Why is it labeled St. Pats Bandits???
Why is the clown holding the gun???
Did our parents dress us up for every holiday???
Why did I get to be a bandit and Zak had to be a freaking gay clown???
Poor Zak.

I guess that's why he threw this fit:


and then developed an eating disorder...


So Zak grew up the fat kid and Austin grew up the gay kid. Freakin' great.