Certain quotes:
"I know I sound like a madman, but I'm not a madman" - Cloud Starchaser

"It's a shame you don't have more talent, your self-delusional drive is commendable." - Tucker Max

"Hmmm, who hasn't tried to kill themself or at least seriously considered it an one point? That's the people who have problems." - Cloud, kid's a goddamn gold mine

Every single reference by Annabanna to the DRM.

Insanity, it's a dream of mine...

"I know the secret to eternal salvation. Instant message me and I will tell anyone who wants to know." - Cloud Starchaser

It's really hard to know who you are when you're CRAZY.

"I was trying to illustrate how insanity causes a massive outburst in memiotic reflections through the host organisms, in this case other posters"

GOLDMINE!!!

It's not the size of the dick that’s important, it’s the size of the crowd that the dick attracts. - Tucker Max

and I'll end my frenzy on that... Thank you Tucker, if this comes to its final end, you will officially overthrow Hogan as my own personal hero.

I think he's pretty fucking funny.

His whole poop in the city thing is a little overboard but other than that, I enjoyed his movies.

We need to get hot chicks like her in our movies!

Terrible actor, but hot.

bad link sorry

http://www.heroicdestinysquad.com/Movies/davidsonreport.mov

Weird. I thought Massler/Starchaser's movies were aweful, especially the HDS stuff, and not really funny at all. Moreover, didn't like the girls very much either.

Some research has yielded results.

I talked to a friend who went to the same school as Cloud, this is what he said in reply:

Pretty freaking weird. Now that you mention it, I remember a conversation from the Exeter JV team years ago that went something like, "Anybody know what Massler is up to these days?" Reply: "Man that kid is totally fucked up. Last I heard he was doing . . . "
He must have been a year or two ahead of me, so I never knew him, nor do I remember why he got kicked out.


I'll keep looking.

Massler didn't get kicked out of Exeter for any one thing. It was a series of offenses including:

Repeated prank phone calls that shut down some kid's voice mail (this put him on probation two weeks after he started going there).
Moving the proctor's couch into the bathroom stall.
Having a wooden stick he would go around smashing things in the dorm with.
Getting caught with a girl half naked in the T.V. room with chairs piled up against the door to keep it shut.
Drawing graffitti all over the dorm walls.
Borrowing other people's bikes without permission and leaving them all around the school.
Climbing up walls with a grappling hook.
Having throwing knives in his room then after he was told to get rid of them mailing an empty box home and keeping them.
Throwing snow inside the cafeteria and another dorm, fucking up another dorm's pool table.
Showing up to class without a tie and jacket constantly.
Once showing up to class without shoes, in winter, with his socks soaking wet from running through the snow.
Missing a ridiculous amount of classes at all times and falling asleep in half the ones he was at.
Completely making up his Reporter At Large but then getting found out before hand when he was announcing it around the dorm and got overheard by the dorm head.

Also he got depressed and went on medical leave his Upper Year, then came back to repeat Upper Year the next year (having dropped back a year) and got kicked out halfway through that year.

The actual final thing he got kicked out for was when he was on probation, going to rehearsal for a play and missing check-in. Not a major offense but at that point he'd built up so many offenses that it was enough to get him kicked out.

I think though the main reason he got in trouble was from missing classes as he would sleep through classes pretty much all the time.

And I heard shortly after he got thrown out, he ran away from home and was in the Caribbean where he got arrested stowing away on a cruise ship (which made it back to the school after his mom had e-mailed everyone off his IM list trying to figure out where he was).

Since I'm sort of bathing in craziness recently, I thought I should share this as well...

Female craziness

This is from the chick who shot andy warhol.