Skim over this quickly

I have a bit of a reputation for being an idiot over Parents' Weekend- considering I'm one of the few kids out here who's parents have never came out to visit them, probably rightfully so. Last year, after getting demolished in a friend's suite (they had 5 bottles of Vodka, and for about an hour I was CHUGGING one of them), some random asian girl - never met, never talked to since - takes me back to her room, we hook up, I spend the night in her room. I think this is a bit of a reduction of the events, considering I was blackout drunk before ever talking to this girl, don't remember any sort of interaction between the two of us, woke up in her bed alone, with no pants on, only to realize that I had puked all over her room the night before. While everyone was getting to show their parents around the college, I got to stagger passed all of them in vomit-soaked clothing, yelling at kids who did NOT want to interact with me that day, like the one of the bum's from downtown New Haven (I actually destroyed this girl's rug during the whole ordeal, so she drug it out of her suite and through it into our courtyard... For some reason the custodians never touched it, and for the rest of the semester everyone just called it "Quinn's rug")

So last night, the first night of parent's weekend 2005, I came in fifth in Edward 40 hands (a girl actually did it in under ten minutes... INSANE), furiously hit on some freshman who was clearly illegal, and got home in a reasonable state... Like every weekend out here. Now, after I got home, I clearly remember undressing, getting ready for bed, eating one last snack and putting a movie in. But at 8 am the next I awoke in my suitemate's bed. According to him, I just came tumbling through his door around 3 in the morning, screamed "Yaw, I'm tired" and just collapsed onto him. I guess he was able to get away from me, but while I got Yaw's comfy little bed, Yaw got to sleep on his couch.

The cuddle rapist strikes again.