For those of you who weren't with us from the beginning, back in those innocent, wild days of hugeanalwarts.com, Austin (during literacy month? Jesus, is there such a thing as literacy month?) posted a few poems, for the enjoyment of all of our readers. Considering that I just started my job again (I'm a reading tutor for third graders... Yeah, me working with kids, who'da thought?), I thought I might continue that tradition some (although I can't do anything other than talk about pornography for any time longer than a week, this might be a one-shot. Remember my TV criticism... God I suck sometimes). And since poems suck ass, I decided to post a few pages of a book that I just read.

Austin, this one is for you buddy
(The document is in word format, since posting the whole thing here would take up too much space... Admire my amazing typing skills and enjoy)