A paradigm of life at Yale, told in two scenes.

1
I want to watch Pink Flamingos, and in the act of getting this done, force a Bible study class out of the common room (the only place I know of with a big screen and VCR)- there is six of them and one of me. Fuck em.

(As a note for all of you that don't want to read the whole imdb link. Pink Flamingos is porn, or the closest thing to porn that has ever received wide released. For example, there is a scene where a live chicken is forced into a woman (NSFW)- screaming and crying 'no' over and over again- whereupon the man holding the chicken gets on top and fucks it; oh yeah, some chick is looking through the window watching this while the whole thing happens. There is also a fully hardcore blow-job given to a son by his mother, who just happens to be a 300 lb. drag aptly named Divine... This is the ridiculous shit I kicked the Jesus kids out for... And just so you know, Divine eats dog shit at the end of the film- not to ruin anything for you. Live on camera, no cuts, totally legit)

2
Towards the end of the chicken rape scene, where Crackers- raper- is finally cleaning the blood (and there is quite a bit of it) off of Cookie - rapee- one of the Bible study kids leans into the room to ask me to turn it down just a little bit... Apparently they heard the whole fucking thing.

PS... We've started a new drinking game in my Biology of Sexuality and Gender class. Since we're currently covering reproduction, someone must take a shot everytime the professor talks about abortion instead of the actual topic... Today he did it four times.