September 4th, 2005

A growing concern

Written By: Beast
While this has yet to become a distinctive problem in the Wild West, where activities like bear hunting, Camo chugging, drag racing, and the random toying with flammable objects still reign supreme, I would like for all of you to understand that our species as a whole is in dire threat.

Treat this as your new bible men

So when I come home, everyone will be more than prepared to don pounds of flanel clothing, enter the local national forest, slaughter some turkies, and consume them raw as their little turkey families watch on in horror.



Back to Archives

Back to Ridiculism dotCom



Have something to say? Comment!


                Beast (128.36.59.96) says:

VD- on the matter of that Chloe video - which at least served the purpose of informing everyone who that wonderful innocent young girl is (btw Chloe directed that movie too)- there isn't a whole lot to say about it other than Jesus anal-gaping, fist pounding Christ (babbling, stumbling, and blacking out after she comes... GOOD LORD).

Consider it a community service that I offer you wank material of that quality (personally I stopped beating off to anything that didn't haved anal... and that's quite possibly the best anal scene ever).

Lost an hour of your life?? VD, c'mon, my 37 hours spent watching that movie have been the hours of my life (and the sorest as well)




                Dirty Steve (71.32.155.109) says:

Steve wants to fuck that hot pussy...did you see it?
I don't know. I'm just winging it here but that was pretty hot...Paris Hilton hot..i don't know...thats all i got. Sounds like something I'd say. How bout this for my last comment i'd like to say...that pussy's bananas B A N A N A S. That was my name on MSN...Spencer was like...are you serious? Look at this bear, it's ass over tea kettle...Did you see it? And let's say I'd knock that ass over tea kettle...That's what I'm gonna start saying for chicks..ok JOhn? Start making this popular...you wore out douche dogalo. Start saying that..."What does that even mean?" Well dood it's a hot chick and waht I'm saying is I'd knock her ass over tea kettle..One time Jeff didn't know what s donkey punch was. And he said he was gonna donkey punch this dood. People are gonna be like...what the fuck?" Comment on this picture. Oh...like M.A.S.H radar. That was mash..."What does that even mean" You know...like Radar off of mash? So it's kinda like a radar. Ryan has a radar gun in his hallway. For my last comment I'd like to say I'd knock that pussyass ass over tea kettle. That's how you judge a girl...how close her pussy is to her ass. It's like...you know how you pick up a six pack? It's like the same for women...how far your hands are apart. K...If it's slides right in just like a six pack that's a ten. So depending on how far the fingers are spread out...the score goes lower...until you have to use both hands. I'm telling you guys...have you ever tried that stunt? It's true...and now for my next trick I'd like to do the six pack pussy ass trick...I doubt you could pick her up like that though. Everythings going on...I wanna marry you and what not..
"How Long have we been talking about this?"

*this has been a transcription of the drunken rants of Dirty Steve from Douglas
by Spenser




                Dirty Steve (71.32.155.109) says:

Steve wants to fuck that hot pussy...did you see it?
I don't know. I'm just winging it here but that was pretty hot...Paris Hilton hot..i don't know...thats all i got. Sounds like something I'd say. How bout this for my last comment i'd like to say...that pussy's bananas B A N A N A S. That was my name on MSN...Spencer was like...are you serious? Look at this bear, it's ass over tea kettle...Did you see it? And let's say I'd knock that ass over tea kettle...That's what I'm gonna start saying for chicks..ok JOhn? Start making this popular...you wore out douche dogalo. Start saying that..."What does that even mean?" Well dood it's a hot chick and waht I'm saying is I'd knock her ass over tea kettle..One time Jeff didn't know what s donkey punch was. And he said he was gonna donkey punch this dood. People are gonna be like...what the fuck?" Comment on this picture. Oh...like M.A.S.H radar. That was mash..."What does that even mean" You know...like Radar off of mash? So it's kinda like a radar. Ryan has a radar gun in his hallway. For my last comment I'd like to say I'd knock that pussyass ass over tea kettle. That's how you judge a girl...how close her pussy is to her ass. It's like...you know how you pick up a six pack? It's like the same for women...how far your hands are apart. K...If it's slides right in just like a six pack that's a ten. So depending on how far the fingers are spread out...the score goes lower...until you have to use both hands. I'm telling you guys...have you ever tried that stunt? It's true...and now for my next trick I'd like to do the six pack pussy ass trick...I doubt you could pick her up like that though. Everythings going on...I wanna marry you and what not..
"How Long have we been talking about this?"

*this has been a transcription of the drunken rants of Dirty Steve from Douglas
by Spenser




                Dirty Steve (71.32.155.109) says:

Steve wants to fuck that hot pussy...did you see it?
I don't know. I'm just winging it here but that was pretty hot...Paris Hilton hot..i don't know...thats all i got. Sounds like something I'd say. How bout this for my last comment i'd like to say...that pussy's bananas B A N A N A S. That was my name on MSN...Spencer was like...are you serious? Look at this bear, it's ass over tea kettle...Did you see it? And let's say I'd knock that ass over tea kettle...That's what I'm gonna start saying for chicks..ok JOhn? Start making this popular...you wore out douche dogalo. Start saying that..."What does that even mean?" Well dood it's a hot chick and waht I'm saying is I'd knock her ass over tea kettle..One time Jeff didn't know what s donkey punch was. And he said he was gonna donkey punch this dood. People are gonna be like...what the fuck?" Comment on this picture. Oh...like M.A.S.H radar. That was mash..."What does that even mean" You know...like Radar off of mash? So it's kinda like a radar. Ryan has a radar gun in his hallway. For my last comment I'd like to say I'd knock that pussyass ass over tea kettle. That's how you judge a girl...how close her pussy is to her ass. It's like...you know how you pick up a six pack? It's like the same for women...how far your hands are apart. K...If it's slides right in just like a six pack that's a ten. So depending on how far the fingers are spread out...the score goes lower...until you have to use both hands. I'm telling you guys...have you ever tried that stunt? It's true...and now for my next trick I'd like to do the six pack pussy ass trick...I doubt you could pick her up like that though. Everythings going on...I wanna marry you and what not..
"How Long have we been talking about this?"

*this has been a transcription of the drunken rants of Dirty Steve from Douglas
by Spenser






Back to Archives

Back to Ridiculism dotCom