You ever piss your bed so bad that you actually soak your pillow, slept through it anyway (til 1 pm no less), and woke up the next morning with a ton of random bruises on your body?

I was just wondering because I totally did last night

God dammit my room stinks like urine

Nothing says "romance" like shooting cum in a girl's ass (NSFW)

UPDATE
After doing a bit of drunken detective work (lovesit)... I also found out that I- completely straightfaced- asked some random girl if my roommate and I could pull a train on her.