June 7th, 2004

Edward 40 Hands

Written By: Ozzie

1. Tape 2 40s to your hands.

2. Once they are both finished, remove them.

3. Piss like a racehorse.

4. Tape 2 more 40s to your hands.

5. Once they are finished, remove them.

6. Fuck the warmest hole that wonít bite back

Thatís Edward 40 hands.

Here we are only a 40 or 2 into it:

A nice bong shot:

Who ordered the tossed salad?

I donít remember any of this, but I look so happy.

(She called me the next day and apparently I got her phone number because my caller Id came up as: Charqllont3e)

You can check out all the pictures from this night here.

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                Paul says:

Nice work

                Lowell says:

edward 40 hands was my idea at least 400 years ago (rough estimate). looks like it was fun, though.

                Duff says:

And yet, another crooked hat shot....re-goddamn-diculous.

                Lowell says:

I also invented toilet paper, the light bulb, the internet, and pants.

                ozzie says:


                Lyndie says:

damn, I miss you ozzie! looks like you're having a good summer!

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