1. Tape 2 40s to your hands.





2. Once they are both finished, remove them.





3. Piss like a racehorse.





4. Tape 2 more 40s to your hands.





5. Once they are finished, remove them.





6. Fuck the warmest hole that won’t bite back





That’s Edward 40 hands.





Here we are only a 40 or 2 into it:




A nice bong shot:




Who ordered the tossed salad?




I don’t remember any of this, but I look so happy.

(She called me the next day and apparently I got her phone number because my caller Id came up as: Charqllont3e)


You can check out all the pictures from this night here.